Tuesday, February 10, 2009

WITH LOVE, TO THE CONTEXT-IMPERIAL

-And Apologies to the late Dr. Seuss….


I’m celebrating my one-year blog birthday this month (and actually, my own birthday as well), so this is kind of a present to myself and I’m sharing it with you. It’s a reminder that being context-imperial applies across the board. If you don’t know what context-imperial means, I’d highly recommend the joint Kaner/Bach treatise on the subject at http://www.satisfice.com/kaner/.

I was going to save this for April Fool’s Day, but maybe “Testing Fool’s Day” is just as appropriate. Thanks to all of you for the past year, and I hope you either smile at this or that it makes you foam at the mouth like a Mad Dog. Guess it depends on your context…

THOSE TEST CASE DOCS


SOX-I- am
I-am-SOX

That I-am-SOX
That I-am-SOX
I do not like
That I-am-SOX

Do you like those test case docs?

I do not like them,
I-am-SOX
I do not like
Those test case docs.

Would you write them
Here or there?

I would not write them
Here or there.
I would not write them
Anywhere.
I do not write
Those test case docs
I do not like them,
I-am-SOX.

Would you for an
Off-shore group?
To test with when
You’ve flown the coop?

I would not for an
Off-shore group
To test with when
I’ve flown the coop.
I do not write them
Here or there.
I do not write them
Anywhere.
I do not write those test case docs
I do not like them, I-am-SOX.

Would you for the
FAA?
Knowing you
Fly home today?

Not FAA
For home today.
Not for off-shore
When out the door.
I would not write them here or there.
I would not write them anywhere.
I would not write those test case docs
I do not like them, I-am-SOX.

Would you, could you
For your car?
Read them! Use them!
Here they are.

I would not, could not
For my car.

You may like I-triple-E
If it touches
Your safety!

I would not, could not for safety
Not for my car! You let me be.
I do not write for FAA
Knowing I fly home today.
I do not for an off-shore group
To test with when I’ve flown the coop.
I do not write them here or there.
I do not write them anywhere.
I do not write those test case docs.
I do not like them, I-am-SOX.

The Federal Gov!
The Federal Gov!
Could you for the
Land you love?

Not for the Gov! Not for safety!
Not for my car! SOX! Let me be!

I would not for the FAA
Knowing I fly home today
I will not for an off-shore group
To test with when I’ve flown the coop
I will not write them here or there.
I will not write them anywhere.
I do not write those test case docs.
I do not like them, I-am-SOX

Say!
For your dough?
And who would know?
You could watch your savings grow!

I would not, could not, for my dough.

Would you, for the
Field you love?

I would not for the field I love.
Not for my dough or Federal Gov.
Not for offshore or FAA
When out the door, flying away.
I will not write them here or there.
I do not write them anywhere!

You do not like those test case docs?
I do not like them,
I-am-SOX.

Could you, to go
To the moon?

I would not to go
To the moon.

Would you, to track
A monsoon?

I could not to track a monsoon.
I will not to go to the moon.
I will not for the field I love.
I will not for the Federal Gov.
Not for my dough! Not for safety!
Not for my car! You let me be!

I do not write for FAA
Knowing I fly home today.
I will not for an off-shore group
To test with when I’ve flown the coop.
I do not write them here or there.
I do not write them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
Those test case docs!

I do not like them, I-am-SOX.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Write them! Write them!
And you may.
Write them and you may, I say.

SOX!
If you will let me be,
I will write them.
Then we’ll see.

Say!
I like those test case docs.
I do! I like them, I-am-SOX.
And I would write them for the moon
And I would write to track monsoon.
And I will write for field I love
And for my dough and Federal Gov
And for my car and for safety
They work for those, they work, you see!
So I will write for FAA
Knowing I fly home today.
And write them for an off-shore group
To test with when I’ve flown the coop.
And I will write them here and there.
Say! I will write them ANYWHERE!

I DO SO WRITE
THOSE TEST CASE DOCS!
I’m in context,
Thanks to SOX!